Review: FreeAF NA Espresso Martini

On a surface level, FreeAF Espresso Martini can be interpreted as either a promise or a dare. Freedom from alcohol, but also from whatever joyful, slightly disreputable physics making the real thing such a classic cocktail. This is a drink that, in its original form, rests squarely at the center of need and impulse: a jolt of coffee, a hit of vodka, a kind of glossy sheen feeling both classy and grown up, but also slightly ill-advised. So what happens when the alcohol is stripped out and everyth